*cracks an egg on my head* *a lemon falls out* What a time to be alive
what the fuck does this post even mean
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When I die do the cinnamon challenge with my ashes
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16 and eggplant
you mean pregnant?
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10 years from now people are gonna ask me how my teenage years went and I will just start crying
if i had a penis i would probably put cute stickers all over it
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